here, there, everywhere

Above: WHAT did you just call me?

In the Newark airport, waiting for my flight to the UK; this day began way too early thanks to the overzealous airport shuttle schedulers (4:30 am pickup time?!) and the even more overzealous driver, who showed up half an hour early and then took me on a pointless detour through the Tenderloin so he could run some errands and try, without any luck, to pawn me off on another shuttle bus. Weirder still, though, was the extremely inappropriate sign above (again, sorry, grandparents), which nobody but me seemed to notice.