here, there, everywhere

My new favorite sales pitch, from a girl who looked about eight or nine who trailed me out of the temple: "Excuse me, where are you from? The capital of the United States is Washington D.C. - which state do you live in? The capital of New York state is Albany. There are fifty states in the USA including Hawaii, which is a bunch of islands far away. Your first president was George Washington but your president now is George Bush. Nobody likes him. Wanna buy some postcards?"